Hypothetical Questions

i pick tea , because coffee contains caffein , caffein is not suitable for our boy system , so i pick tea :D

Coffee!

coffee

coffee

Tea

Well first of all... mermaids probably aren't real but the question is what are the mermaid's body parts? Since they're similar to a human they could do live birth but then the question... wait... how do the excret (poop and pee)? That's like the same question! Either mermaids live a weird life or the person who created them had a flawed sketch.

To the people who said Harry Potter and Frozen: You are amazing!!! However, you do realize that that makes you an orphan?
To the person who made this question: You have a beautiful mind!
My answer: Harry Potter but I wouldn't be Harry, or Frozen or another fantastic Disney movie. I really don't know.

10 Things I hate about you.

Kama Sutra

Deadpool

I perfer Wet Girls Get Slamed. I also like Finding Nemo.

Outdoor Hussies

I agree with Monica , I would have to say Pitch Perfect or P.S I Love You

Dune

I would choose the Twilight Saga. Sounds like tons of fun being a vampire and being a Cullen.

SPIDER MAN

If I pick one movie to be my life, I would choose "Frozen" by Walt Disney Animation, because I found myself just like the character in the movie where in I am struggling for an acceptance of how to let go and accept the reality that brought me from the past.

Son of Batman

World War Z

ARROW and i would be him

Frozen

Harry potter

Frozen

I would give you the benefit of the doubt, and give you one last chance if you were up for it.

You read my mind.

You would be lying on the floor in a pool of your own blood and no one would even suspect me...

Knife. Penis. You do the math.

You'd be left high and dry.

I would wonder when we were dating in the first place.

NONSENSE. MY ERF WERMS SAY NEVER DATE A COMPUTER

Find a new GF

i would kill your entire family

I would pretend not to know and continue to have dozen more sex and then cheat on YOU! :)

I would ask for group sex

leave your sorry ass

Cry like a bitch.

is he rich?

i would probably lost my trust in you. But i would still keep on loving inspite of hurts. For you will never learn how to love if you will never get hurt

Leg

A leg. I could get a robotic one

arm

An arm

leg because i could get one of the badass robot ones

leg i love gaming to lose a arm

A leg as long as I took an arrow to the knee

Leg.

Arm

Leg. I could always replace it with a bionic one.

Tell my wife that I love her. Tell my child that I am extremely proud of her. Let my friends and family know that I care for them. And have a great day. I wouldn't let anyone know that it was the end for me.

I would find out I had to live for 24 hours, I would spend this time with the people who I love

Cuddle with parents and smile a lot. I'd also advise my parents to try to have another child so that they don't feel lonely and too sad.

wank really hard for the next day

I would go to sleep

Finish everything in my bucket list

I'd "get even" with a LOT of my enemies.

I'd mentally freak out, write a note because I'm too scared to tell anyone, and freak out again. Then I'd cry.

I'll turn myself into a robot so that I could lived longer.

Make plans to kill myself in 23 hours and 59 seconds. In other words choose how I want to die then having it chosen for me.

I would as many crimes (murder, assault, robbery, ect.) as possible for 23 and 40 minutes before turning myself in to the police

I will make love to the person I most likely..hehe

comit as many crimes as i can as well as eat junk food on my way to comit them

kill as many people i can

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Get laid
gateraid

Open a youtube channel and speak honestly about EVERYONE!

Go home, fat roast

Kms

Find a slut, pay her half of all of my money to fuck her like there's no tommorow (there will be no tommorow lol), then give the other half to the friend that never betraided me .

I got my already programmed blank ATM card to withdraw a maximum of $5,000 daily for 30 days. I am so happy about this because i got mine last week and I have used it to get $45,000. Mrs Alison is giving out the card just to help the poor and needy though it is illegal but it is something nice and she is not like other scam pretending to have the blank ATM cards. And no one gets caught when using the card. get yours from her. Just send her an email on bestatmhack01@gmail.com

Work out like a lot, get a super pretty dress, Put on makeup, find the person I'm in love with, tell him everything

Call up my friends and a lawyer. They are performing Helena by MCR at my funeral. Also,just eat all I can.

Pray to a multitude of different religions because I'm not about to be caught off guard in the afterlife

Easy... Time travel

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RAAAAAAPPPPPPPPEEEEEEE all the biches

pass my will cause i die every time i sleep

Go one face book and type if you don't repost this 5 times I will die within 24 hours

LMFAO @ THE COMMENTS!!!

Tell my parents and my loved ones that I love them. Send the homies a text and say, "yo.. we out." Buy the best life insurance policy, and smoke a fat joint and then follow it up with a shot of the most expensive cognac, then smoke a dunhill black stogie, have sex with the hottest prostitute, text all the girls I ever wanted to smash and let them know what's good, and definitely not be on this website

Tell my family how much I love them and have sex

Insurance Policy

No matter if it's last 24 hours or last 24 minutes of my life, i would happily want to live those with my parents.

No matter if it's last 24 hours or last 24 minutes of my life, i would happily want to live those with my parents.

Shoot myself in the head with a pump gun immediately..death dont find me..if i cant anything in 28years, 24 hours left..i dont giv a fuk.

get laid

i would discover the cure for whatever will kill me

Still the same!

I will go on social media and abuse everyone. I be mad that im about to die

I would put my 'Emergency Final Will to Loved Ones' on my table and add the current situation. Then I would go see my family and tell them: I love them, but this is not the last time we'll see each other...
Statistically speaking, we will all exist together again. And until then, to remember today.

Cry and try to get into contact with loved ones before I die

F**K

Shit Ma pants

Hug my father for the whole time while saying i love him very much. Where i couldnt manage to say because he's always in other country working for us..

fly to the girl i love - sit with her forever.

Kiss the boy I have a crush on, write my will, push my friend down the stairs and act like it never happened, google images of book characters, buy all of those books I wanted to read, watch the rest of several anime series, learn ballet, buy an expensive dress and die fabulously.

stick my dick in anything that moves

I would spend the whole time with my mom.

hang out with my family and friends because thats all that really matters when it comes right down to it

I would go get my favourite burger like I normally do. I would visit my childhood home. I would then sit at my old seat on the sea wall, looking out on the islands and wait.

I'll look for a witch to make me live longer

I would go to the bigest, quitest piece of open land that has fresh good looking grass or a beach that isn't popular. I would sit there and meditate and start to become at peace with myself.

Spend time with family, call all my friends up… I'd watch Pixar and eat popcorn and hug and cry all day. *sad sigh*

I'll spend the day normally. Sleep. Pig out. Play DotA. And if I have extra time, I'll wite the most emotionally-moving, heart-warming, nerve-racking "LAST WILL" before I die.

I'll spend the day normally. Sleep. Pig out. Play DotA. And if I have extra time, I'll write the most emotionally-moving, heart-warming,

Give thanx to GOD for the life in abundance he has given me over the years

Start crying, ask everyone to forgive me for whatever wrong I had done to them, say goodbye to my friends and family, visit the graveyard and smile and with sincerity pray to god to forgive me for everything that I had done in my life.

I would regret for every and ask them to forgive me , I would donate with all I afford , I would to travel to the most beautiful place i had never visited it and I would to be happy until the end of moment

Tell my ex about how much I regret.

If I founfd out that I only have 24 hours to live, well I will use it to spend time with my family.

Spend it with my family.

Fly to see my girlfriend and have the best day ever probably

Go balls to the wall

i donate my body after death

Kill people until I don't

Rapefest

sleep

Whatever the hell I want

no, there is a reason we don't have direct democracy

No most people are stupid, and too easily persuaded.

No that's called a democracy, mass rule, where if the larger majority decide they don't like you they could kill you if it's a majority vote.

NO, a greater number of self serving individuals will not improve the outcome.

I think it could, but the citizens would have to pass a poltical literacy test to vote. Also, a person could not vote if they were living off the government. (Social Security after working is insurance and not charity). The Romans started started democracy, and they were a democratic republic like the U.S.) I think Athens was at one time a pure democracy, but you had to be in the military.

it has been done by the ancient Greeks when they first created democracy, however, it is not very efficient because every citizen has to be contacted to vote on every possible thing. that is why we vote representatives who share our views so they can vote for us.

I'd give the customers a magical menu like in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, or I'd create the Karma Cafe. In the Karma Cafe, there are no menus. You get served what you deserve.

infinite edible lego jelly

If I were to start my own restaurant the type of food that I would like to sell are those vegetable ingredients food, because it is more compensated to every people here in our country. As for my menu, I would be having a 3 pages menu with different kinds of food.

Type of food: Good food
Number of items: Unlimited

This is not at all a hypothetical question... Any one could answer this...

wheres the toilet? is this really a restaurant?

tomatoes, hamburgers, tea, sasages, scones, rice balls, pickled plums; infinite

i will try to lend to Mr bill gates

It would depend on what I need it for. I would tell every one I know, not beg, just inform, but if nothing came of it, I would cry, and give up.

run!

Well, I wouldn't get $10,000.

Omg wtf its half butter lol wat

Butter

I can't believe it's...butter?!

Unbelievable half butter

"Who Knows Anymore"

half and half

Can’t believe it’s half butter

I cant believe i actually mixed this sh**!

McButter

I can't believe

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The-Butter-Almost-butter-couple !!

I Can't Believe It's Not "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter" and Butter!

You put the but-in-butter! ;)

Nobutter

Almotter - stands for "Almost butter"

butter?

50/50 butter

I believe its somewhat butter

I believe it's half butter!

I kinda believe it's partially butter!!

Butter

i believe its butter

Butter but not,or butter not, or not, lol idk

Butter I can’t believe it’s not

This probably came from a cow!!!!

Holy ghee product!!

Impossible Butter

I can't believe You're still bitter

"...Butter?"

"Maybe butter, and frankly I'm not surprised"

Abuttertion

Two Half and Two Hold

Buttir say butt-tire

I got my already programmed blank ATM card to withdraw a maximum of $5,000 daily for 30 days. I am so happy about this because i got mine last week and I have used it to get $45,000. Mrs Alison is giving out the card just to help the poor and needy though it is illegal but it is something nice and she is not like other scam pretending to have the blank ATM cards. And no one gets caught when using the card. get yours from her. Just send her an email on bestatmhack01@gmail.com

I can't believe it's somewhat butter!

"LOL Butter"

Believe it it's some butter

"This may or may not be butter!"

It's Probably Butter!

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not buttiest butter

It isn't butter!!

I can't not believe it almost isn't butter!

"I can't believe it's half butter"

The butterplater

I can't believe someone had the effort to make this

Unbutterlievable

"I can't believe you bought this"

Diet Butter

ButterNut! Luul

NoButter

"I Can't Believe I Paid for This!"

F**k Me it's marge

I can't believe it's almost butter.

I believe it is half butter

I Can't Believe It Is Butter!

it is Butter a seconds ago

half a heart attack in a tub

Bargainrine: 2 for $1!

Kerfuffle

I cant believe its butter

i cant believe theres some butter in it but not a lot

lawsuit

sick

I Literally know its half butter but i can't believe it tastes good anyways.

I sort of can't believe it's not butter!

I'm dubious as to how much butter it is!

"I can't believe this is a real product"

i can't believe it's kind of butter

Half butter half not butter

I can't believe it's not QUITE butter

I almost believe it's not butter

"It's still not very healthy"

I CAN believe it's not butter?..

Half n Half

Wannabe Butter

zagreb, croatia

Berkeley, CA
Known for its progressive, liberally-minded state university, Berkeley makes it on our list for best cities for homeless people due to the many homeless outreach programs that have been developed by UC-Berkeley staff and students over the years. Examples of UC-Berkeley led projects include Building Opportunities for Self-Sufficiency, which aims to get homeless people back on their feet and able to sustain themselves, and the Berkeley Food and Housing Project. Berkeley’s temperate weather also makes the city a more pleasant place to be homeless.

I'd go to Skidrow, gather a bunch of homeless people, start a crusade and wander aimlessly through the desolate deserts and savannas as pilgrims.

I wouldn't stay at one place forever of course. I'd use my homelessness as a way of life, to learn, to experience, and to truly live.

It’s a muffin.

said no juan ever

Why would you ask this? A cupcake without icing has NOTHING in common with a taco!

No...

If I was at the point where I had kids with a woman then by then I would probably be sick of my wife and lookin to get some strange so I would save the kid and be a single father. I would have most likely have been cheating on the wife by then anyway. I would miss her sure and it would be a shitty situation but ya may as well think of the positives and thats that single fathers who lost their wife get tons of poon.

Husband, they are your life partner and are the reason why you were able to make that child. You can always have more children.

Sorry my love, but our daughter must live!

Husband. we can always have more kids/adopt

Bye bye Hubby. You would choose your kids any day.

Xv Rd d fry

I'd commit suicide.

Goodbye wife

Daughter

Daughter.
We can manufacture one more baby if wife is alive

Daughter

to the next track

50 years? Sure.
1000 years? No chance in hell.

YES & YES!

Fifty years back, absolutely. Fifty years forward, not on your life.

No. Im happy in my own time. Plus the further forward in time you go the more likely it will be that humanity will have been wiped out

Nah

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooope

id travel as far as it took for space travel to be a simple task

No

No, I am happy just the way I live and am

Nope.

If I could travel for 50 years into te future be never return? I would do it, and if you would not allow me to return here, I think they have already invented time machine by then.

50 years.

No

50 years, yes. 1000 years... Hmm that's tough, 1000 years in the future is a really long time... Now that I think about it... Yes! They have teleportation by then!

I'm God

I am there's absolute ruler

Chat shit get banged.

that donald trump died

ERF WERMS DONT EGZIST

That the entire population owes me $50

I'm the messiah

I know every thought you have ever made, and i will know for the next 25 years.

Im the most handsome boy in the world

im poor

mines the biggest

you will give me what i want, when i ask it of you

Only kind people get laid.

Your shadow is planning to kill you all!

"INAVASION OF THE VERY LONG-FINGERED PROCTOLOGISTS"

ur mom

SAW.

SAW.

People will begin to argue that God is in fact real and World War 3 will break out..

One missed Call

SAW

well no duh.